dutchster:

just a tip if you suffer from acne: wash your face with boiling water. it will kill off any bacteria present on your face

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graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

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i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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onlinegf:

wiener dogs stuck in sleeves are my new favorite thing

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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