baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

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mrmanager:

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xbox420:

tomsigh:

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

thats a lil creepy

i hope he called the police 

(Source: humorking, via fruitcrocs)

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via fruitcrocs)

Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat
crackrock-kids:


my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

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